"Elf"
SANTA: I've been to New York thousands of times.
BUDDIE: Really? What's it like?
SANTA: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, when you see gum on the street, don't eat it. It's not free candy.
BUDDIE: Oh.
SANTA: Second - there are, like, 30 Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the "original," but the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "peep show," that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.
